You'd have had to be a drunken hobbit not to have noticed that Paula Abdul's behavior was seriously odd on tonight's American Idol. I've seen three year-olds that haven't peed in a week sit still better than Paula. She even oozed right out of her seat onto the floor and ended up on her knees one point. And then poof, she's mysteriously gone for the second day of the Burmingham auditions. Hum, I wonder why.