I'm not British and don't know much about the Brit awards. But there were plenty of red carpet oddities and cleavage worth pondering. Like WTF is up with Joss Stone's red hair. Clearly a hippie on acid used the entire box big box of Crayola's to design that dress, and I can only guess the same guy colored her dome. But I will give him credit for only creating half the skirt. Stephen Tyler continues to defy logic and most laws of the universe. Lily Allen, Mutya Buena (no idea, just a cool name) and Natasha Bedingfield's cleavage round out the bunch.