As if it wasn't possible to make the Anna Nicole's death story even more boring the official reports says that Anna simply died of an overdose. She was not murdered and Anna Nicole Smith did not committ suicide. After all this time and media hype a drug overdose is all we get. It's sad, sure. But I was hoping for something cool like they discovered she had lived her entire life without a liver and could now in death do some miraculous good for mankind. Apparently even her anus was unremarkable (seriously, not my words).

So now we're off to the races to find out who really is the father of Dannielynn? On that note, just stop for a minute and think of the logistics with four guys genuinely believing they could be the father of her baby. It's basic math, there is only a finite time she could have conceived the kid and with that much action going on you'd think one of those guys would have bumped into the other on the way in or out.

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