You might wonder what the hell is up with this picture of Gene Simmons amoung a sea of asses. It's to promote his show the Family Jewels. Beyond that, consider that Gene Simmons has a tongue long enough to perform pap smears and has banged enough chicks to populate a small third world country. Being surrounded by a bunch of women bent over wearing short shorts is probably pretty much like any other day.

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