Ahh. Hmm. Where do I start? Sorry? These photos of Keith Richards and Patti Smith are from the 22nd Annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. For all you kids that really really want to be rock stars here's your inspiration. One day you'll look this and make it into the Hall of Fame. I don't even think they'd let these two into a natural history museum - as exhibits.

As a public service (apology) I've also included some pictures of Jessica Alba with some side boob action, because I'm sure at this point you're about one step from removing your own eyeballs with a dirty spoon.