Preliminary somthingerrathers are underway to crown the new Miss USA 2007. Party girl Tara Conner presides over the festivities as Miss Kentucky Michelle Stephanie Banzer shows us her bikini skills. I pretty much couldn't care less about Miss USA, but after all the scandals that plagued the competition it promises to be amusing. It seems they've finally brought these pageants into the 21st century. But I'm still holding out for the best nude bar photo and best contestant sex tape categories.