Ashlee Simspon and Pete Wentz where spotted leaving the Ritz Carlton Hotel in New York at separate times. Ashlee and Pete have denied they are a couple. Perhaps they are being tracked by Soviet spys and have to deparate at different times, you know, with synchronized watches and shit, but I'm not buying it. It's like peanut butter and jelly. You put those two together you have a sandwich, no two ways about it. I'm not sure what that has to do with Ashlee and Pete being a couple, but I sure am hungry.

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