If there was any ever doubt to why Jessica Simpson is popular (and yes, I wonder constantly) the one word answer is boobs. Damn. That's some cleavage. She's also rather tan and seems to have died her hair brown, which could have all taken place months ago, but I never noticed because I was too busy staring at her chest. Jessica Simpson could grow a third eye and a moustache and no one would be the wiser if she walked around with a dress like that and her nipples half way out.