As hard I could try I don't think I could make up a story as good as this. I've spent almost 5 whole minutes now trying to concoct a story about Lindsay Lohan, a bag of fire ants and a room full of strippers and still, this story is crazier. Keith Richards snorted his dad. Really. No, really. Here's the quote:

He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

The only believable explanation for someone snorting their fathers ashes with a pile of cocaine would this picture - worth a thousand words, all of which are 'crazy'.

Update: Keith Richards reps say he did NOT snort his fathers ashes. Apparently it was a joke. As twisted and sick as it was the funniest thing is that everyone really believed it could have happened.

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