After an agonizing wait (read that has who really cares) we finally discover the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn. Larry Birkhead made the announcement himself outside a Bahamas courthouse. He even threw in an "I told you so". Really, he did. So we can now say goodbye to Howard K Stern and Prince Whoeverthefuck who also claimed to be father. Didn't OJ throw his hat in the ring for this as well. Let's say goodbye to him too. Now for the love of all things good and evil will this story just go away already. Birkhead's going to be rich, Stern's going to be poor. Tada, we're done. Source.