I don't really know what the hell Bai Ling was doing at the Cannes Film Festival in France. I don't think anyone else does either. Promoting a movie might be a good guess, but who the hell shows up at a photocall to promote a film and wears a bikini and leg warmings that look like they're made from a dead fox. But when you see Bai Ling in a bikini you really stop caring about the answer to any of these questions. What was the question?

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