Jessica Simpson and her infamous rack hosted a second anniversary event at the Pussycat Lounge in Vegas. Both Simpson hair and skin looks like she's spent a little too much time in the Easy Bake. I think Jessica Simpson's giant boobs are a well designed ploy to take away attention from that giant man chin. I have to stare really hard to her jugs not to notice that chin and those racoon eyes. But I'm not sure it's really working. Hold on while I stare some more.