Jodie Marsh is set to star in a new MTV reality series called "Totally". I believe the premise has something to do with finding a husband. I'll probably never know because it's a UK series. What I do know is that Jodie Marsh likes to pretend thin belts are bras. Which in my book is clearly the mark of a genius and almost as good as the time Jodie used made a bra out of yellow caution tape. It's really quite a miracle of science considering how big Jodie's boob are. She's also set up a site (www.marryjodiemarsh.com) dedicated to finding the qualified loser to marry.

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