I thought I had a pretty exciting holiday weekend - parachuting into the heart of Africa under the cover of darkness to deliver Brad and Angelina's adoption papers to starving orphans. But Nicole Richie really knows how to have fun. Here's a copy of the invitation to her Memorial Day bash:

My fellow Americans its that time of year
to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no !@#$% clue what Memorial Day really means.
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!

That sounds awesome and sexy too. Especially the bit about no girls over 100 pounds. And if there's any doubt to whether Nicole knows how to pull off such a bash, consider that Mischa Barton "was rolling around on the ground... and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying." (InTouchWeekly) Man, now that's how to party.

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