Pamela Anderson is looking as large as ever at a photocall for the movie Blonde and Blonder. As mind boggling as Pam's giant boobs can be that's nothing compared to the mental power I'm using trying to understand why Pamela Anderson is showing a movie at the Cannes film festival. Isn't Cannes for esoteric art house films made by brilliant snobbish directors that never see wide release? If all it takes is a couple big jugs to get a movie into Cannes then I've got some riveting footage of the inside of my fridge I'll be submitting next year.