American Idol judge and resident windbag Paula Abdul managed to break her nose on a dog. She stepped over her Chihuahua, Tulip, and busted her beak. Pretty pansy ass excuse if you ask me. I broke my nose once - fighting off a team of Ninjas and a drug lord in the basement of a massage parlor in Chinatown. See, that's a cool excuse. Tripping over a dog the size of a purse. Lame.

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