An amateur porn star and self-proclaimed virgin has named herself Katee Holmes and wants to lose her virginity on film. As you might guess the real Katie Holmes isn't that excited about the idea.

"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted: "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with 'Dawson's Creek.' "

The fake Katee Holmes explains her decision:

"I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," the not-that-innocent Katee said. "How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?"

I think the only thing Katee Holmes is going to learn from being deflowered on film is how the legal system works and that she couldn't possibly make enough money from porn to match the legal bankroll of the Tom Cruise camp.

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