Certainly the highlight of any awards shows of the parade of cleavage across the red carpet. MTVs 2007 Movie Awards were no different. A few notable breasts on display included Heidi Montag's and Rihanna's. Clearly disappointing was Jessica Alba who look liked she sold her breasts before getting dressed. What gives? Oh course the highlight of the evening was Paris Hilton getting owned by Sarah Silverman. The awards themselves where passable, though I could have done without the giant fat guy in his underwear. And how much did Jack Nicholson have to drink before giving that thank you speech? He made the drunk wino on my corner sound like Stephen Hawking.

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