Rumors are flying that Christina Aguilera is pregnant with Jordan Bratman's baby. NYPost claims it's sources confirm the rumors which have been floating around the last couple of weeks. The pictures of Christina hiding a possible baby bump with a Starbucks bag were taken just a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure why, or how, Christina would keep her pregnancy a secret. If I were Jordan Bratman you couldn't keep me from telling people I knocked up Christina Aguilera. Let's face it they're an aesthetically mismatched couple, and her pregnancy would be proof that I'd actually had sex with Christina Aguilera. Hell, I'd probably be in Washington lobbying for a national holiday for my penis.
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