In case you haven't noticed the 2007 MTV Movie Awards are this Sunday. And unlike the Oscars which feature fossilized stalactites and movie's your grandma would like, the MTV Awards feature mainstream movies and hot action like Borat 69ing some fat naked dude in a hotel room, wait, ah, no that's not right. I mean hot red carpet boobs and ah, breasts, yeah, lots of boobies. Even better it's hosted by Sarah Silverman who's flown under the radar for too long both as a comic and as a hot chick. But if you've seen the latest cover of Maxim you know Sarah looks as hot as anybody could wearing half a gorilla suit. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel. Here's a few nominees to get you motivated. We promise a host of red carpet cleavage with body parts falling out of outfits only a hooker would wear come Monday. Stay tuned.

Best movie:
300
Borat
Blades of Glory
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
Little MIss Sunshine

Best Kiss
Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen
Marlon Wayans and Brittany Daniel
Mark Wahlberg and Elizabeth Banks
Columbus Short and Meagan Good
Cameron Diaz and Jude Law

Best Fight
Gerard Butler vs. "The Uber Immortal"- 300
Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ken Davitian - Borat
Jack Black & Hector Jemenez vs. Los Duendes - Nacho Libre
Uma Thurman vs. Anna Faris - Super Ex-Girlfriend
Will Ferrell vs. Jon Heder - Blades of Glory