The 2007 MTV Movie Awards were last night and Sarah Silverman is my new hero. From calling Lindsay Lohan a pig to making jokes about Paris Hilton going to jail and getting special treatment -like having jail cel bars painted like penises - and then breaking her teeth on them. The video is great. Paris laughs at a bit at the mention of going to jail, then looks like she's about to cry when Sarah jokes about the penis bars. Classic.

And in an ironic twist to a joke later in the show about Paris going to jail early - she really did. Yahoo reports that Paris Hilton went to jail two days early. Horray!