Jessica Simpsons upcoming film Blonde Ambition sounds like it will suck. The NY Daily News quotes sources as saying "her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.".

They quote another source as saying "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV".

And that's to say nothing of the hours she probably had to spend in make up to keep her from looking like a man. If they were filming from the neck down they probably could have saved, I don't know, millions, in makeup and prosthetic chins. They also could have just done away with the wardrobe department and filmed her naked, but nobody ever listens to my ideas. Now go ahead and try and sell your movie. Hah.

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