Britney Spears hit a parked car while trying to park her own car. In defense of Britney she was surrounded by paparazzi while trying to park. Oh and let's not forget she was trying to drive with one hand and a dog in her lap. No big deal bumping a parked car really. I hit stuff all the time when I'm driving. Let me tell you, it's not easy having sex with supermodels and trying to drive at the same time.