After canceling The Simple Life (thank god) E! is turning to Kim Kardashian to fill its reality show quota. Kim K's the choice after E! reportedly considered Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart for the show. I can't imagine anything worse than Paris and Nicole - but wait, I watched the Victoria Beckham reality show, so yes, I can - but you have to figure Kim Kardashian can't be all bad. She did after all crank out a sex tape with Ray J. Of course no one seemed to care much about that one. And if you can't captivate viewers with a sex tape you're probably not going to with a reality show where you actually have to keep your clothes on. Though she does have this going for her.

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