Beauty pageants always produce funny video clips. If the girls aren't falling down on stage, they're opening their mouths to try and speak. The Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant from South Carolina was asked the question "Why can't one-fifth of American's locate the U.S. on a world map?" Her head then nearly implodes trying to answer it. And miraculously helping 'the Iraq' and South Africa will make 'U.S. Americans' smart. Brilliant I say.