A few days ago we posted Alicia Silverstone getting naked for PETA. Today's we've got the burlesque wonder Dita von Teese taking it off to promote animal birth control. Dita von Teese couldn't be more confusing. She runs around looking like your mom and then hops on stage practically nude in a giant champagne glass and pasties. She's confusing penises everywhere. To illustrate here are a few pictures from one of her burlesque shows.

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