Today's wild rumors of the FBI investigating a Federline murder plot turn out to be false. TMZ reports that the LAPD did investigate death threats against Federline months ago, but there was no FBI investigation into any such threats. Seriously, who would bother? K-Fed's like that kid on your street you used to pick on for fun. You ridicule the hell out of him, but in the end you actual wanted him to keep hanging around, so that when you were really bored you'd have a moving target to through frozen waterballons at.

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