Mariah Carey walked the red carpet at the VH1's Save The Music Foundation 10 Year Anniversary Gala at Lincoln Center in New York. I thought she might have just thrown herself off a bridge after having to unveil a jury duty stamp, but good to see she's persevered. Clearly she's a big fat DIVA though. I'm no NASA scientist, but I'm pretty sure it's damn near impossible to actual walk in this mermaid dress, which means someone is carrying her ass around. Of course being carried around by a team of naked supermodels is pretty much my plan once I have a boat load of cash, so I guess I shouldn't talk.

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