Britney Spears apparently hung out with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a few nights ago. Spears and Romo ate at the same LA restaurant, Katchup, last weekend and the rumor mills started spinning when Spears assistant Alli Sims introduced the two. Somehow that lead to rumors that Britney gave Tony Romo a lapdance.

Speaking exclusively to PEOPLE this week, Sims staunchly refuted some reports that Spears had performed a lap dance for Romo.

"The story is untrue," says Sims, 26. "Tony is a gentleman, and Britney wouldn't do that, especially to a good friend of mine."

Britney wouldn't do that to a 'good friend'. Since when does that matter? Let's recall, Britney supposedly got topless and partied with a random college student a while back. And she'd probably give a lapdance to a fire hydrant if you painted it to look like a giant frappuccino. And while where at it, Tony Romo needs to get his shit together too. The guy could have any piece of tail he wanted (and probably has). The mere introduction to Spears life-sucking-force should have sent him running to the nearest supermodel. Here's a few recent pictures of Britney so you can figure out just how fast Romo should have run.
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