I'm casting my vote for the next host of the Oscars. Danny Bonaduce. If he's even half as good of a host as he is an awards show guest then we've got entertainment. Bonaduce and Survivor's Jonny 'Fairplay' both attended last nights Fox Reality Network's award show. The night ended with a scuffle between the two of them on stage and Jonny Fairplay walked away bloody and missing teeth, leaving the show in an ambulance. It almost sounds too good to be true. Bonaduce says Fairplay attacked him and he was just defending himself. You can check out Danny explaining it here. Video of crybaby Fairplay in the ambulance as well.

Update: Now with video of Jonny Fairplay being dropped on his face on stage. Really, this eclipses all of levels of awesome I thought it might reach. It really looked like Fairplay was goofing around when he jumped on Bonaduce, but when Danny drops his on his face over his back it's, well, pure magic.

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