All I read yesterday on the net was that there was an Eva Longoria sex tape - maybe with Tony Parker. Well, it's fake, or um, real but not with Tony Parker and it's not a real sex tape. What did I say? The sex tape spoof was made for Will Farrell's site Funny or Die. It's the same place that brought you Pearl The Landloard - which was actually pretty damn funny. Eva Longoria's tape is, well, not. Eva and comedian Eric Christian Olsen put on the typical sex tape schtick with lame results. It would have been far funnier if Eva was actually having sex in the tape. Did I say funnier, I mean hotter. Yeah.