Lindsay Lohan may be sober, but her widely reported rehab hook up with snowboarder Riley Van Giles is causing her plenty of issues now. What's the problem you say? Isn't he just another guy through the bedroom turnstyle? Well, sure, but it seems Riley was engaged at the time he hooked up with little LiLo. And now Riley Giles' fiance, Breanna Tierney, is telling her story to the Enquirer.

"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life," she told The Enquirer.

"I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up."

Breanna's claiming that Lindsay was the reason for the break up. It should be clear by now that Lindsay has some form of radioactive vagine. It's like a gravitational force field pulling people in. It cannot be escaped. But, it's a good thing, because let's face it, with Lindsay Lohan clean and sober there's a whole lot less to write about in the world. If she didn't have boyfriend issue's we'd be forced to make up stories about clubbing seals and feeding orphans to hunger bears - and radioactive vagina's, that kind of stuff.

Updated Pictures: I'm sure from looking at the banner picture you might have thought that rehab affected Lindsay's ability wear ill-fitting clothes with no bra. No worries people, she still has boobs.