I'm sure there are some people who really misunderstand the fascination with celebrities. Like why everybody cares about Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Why men and women alike flock to read the latest gossip and clamor to see the latest pictures. People wonder why we all missed Lindsay so much while she was in rehab, holding all those candle light vigils praying for her sober return. Let me enlighten you people. They're called boobs. And Lindsay has great big ones - two of them. And they're looking particularly big giving this red polo a run for it's money. THAT's why. Oh and on the days they're not hidden in a polo she just let's them fly free. Now you get it?

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