New York newspapers, along with People report that Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were seen getting cosey at a bar in NY.

The pair first shared a special moment on Monday night, getting close at the Rose Bar inside the Gramercy Park Hotel. Lance was hanging with her, definitely. [Olsen] was very flirtatious, and was sitting on his lap.

I usually couldn't care less about who's dating who, but these two? Really? Isn't Lance like 800 years older than Ashley? And isn't Ashley technically a human muppet? Trust me, I was perplexed as you, because every picture I'd seen of Ashley Olsen help redefine what sexy is not. And then I found this banner photo. Damn, she has breasts! And she almost looks like a real live girl, maybe even an attractive one? Must rest now. Penis is very confused. Take the poll. What do you think?

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