The tabloids are buzzing this morning with rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant. InTouchWeekly reports that Britney told her friends via email that she is four weeks pregnant. The reported father is J.R. Rotem, a music producer. The email also was said to contain an ultrasound of Britney's new baby.

The story sounds pretty fishy. An ultrasound of a four week old baby? It's like the size of grain of rice. Of course Britney did have a cast of look-a-like stand-ins in matching blonde wigs on the set of her new video, but I'd guess that had more to do with sheer laziness than morning sickness. And I would have thought the laws of nature would have long ago stopped her ability to procreate in an effort to preserve a sustainable gene pool for future generations. It sounds far fetched, I know, but just stop and think - with all that sex has Paris Hilton gotten pregnant yet? Huh, huh? See.