I know the whole Hayden Panettiere save the dolphin thing is a good week old, but I hadn't yet seen this video of Hayden on Access Hollywood. And it's disturbing, very disturbing. This is just not the kind of thing that should take place in today's world. The unspeakable horror and inhumanity. It's videos like this that can really change your perception of things - like killing the hotness of Hayden Panettiere. The uncontrollable sobbing and swimming around in blood in a wet suit. Where's the bikini? It's just not hot, what is she thinking? Oh, wait, hang on. My conscience just woke up from a two day bender. Yeah, dolphins, first, then Hayden. Dolphins before bikinis. Got it.