Mickey Rourke has been arrested on suspicion of DUI in Miami Beach. According to the police report he was spotted weaving from lane to lane on his Vespa. When pulled over he reportedly had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, along with 'a strong odor of alcoholic beverage on his breath.' Mickey's response to the office was "What the fuck did I do". I think he played it all wrong. Mickey Rourke looks like he's had so much plastic surgery I'm pretty sure he could spin that into an excuse for just about anything. Bloodshot eyes - "But officer my eye's don't actually shut anymore". Slurred speech - "Hey man, I'm just getting used to my new veneers". Spells of alcohol - "Man, I banged Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart". I'm not sure that last one would really help, but he might as well throw it in.

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