Natalie Portman hit the red carpet in New York for the premiere of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Imporium (ah, yeah, no idea - kids' movie?). I'm not sure what color red that lipstick is, but ah, it's red. Really red. And I'm further perplexed by the gray blanket she seems to be wearing. But it all just goes to show, if you're pretty you can wear 15 pounds of makeup and a burlap sack, and simple-minded idiots will still take the time to post your photo on the internet. Wait, ah, did I just insult myself?

Photo: Wenn