In case you don't already know the Writers Guild strike begins today. And I implore you to use any methods at your disposal - witchcraft, voodoo, Vulcan mind tricks, whatever - to end the strike. If you fail at this task your TIVO will soon be filled with programming just like this video of Tyra Banks talking about vaginas for an hour. Quickly find the closet bottle of Eye of Newt and get to work.