Forbes Magazine had the brilliant idea to create a list of the most influential infants in the world. Pitt and Jolie's baby Shiloh was named #1, followed by Suri Cruise and Zahara Jolie-Pitt. Influential babies? Seriously? WTF. Come on, do we really need a list of influential kids? What the hell are they influencing? About the only thing influential would be taking a good look at the parent's of a couple of these tykes and making a case for court ordered chastity. I was going to have pizza for dinner, but I was so moved by watching Suri eat mashed green beans that I think I'm a vegetarian now. Wait, wait, yes, I feel it. Suri's Scientologist stare, it's, ah, oh, crap, I can't stop it, Ahhhh, there, now I'm a Scientologist. These kid really are world changers.

The top ten babies are as follows:
1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5. Pax Jolie-Pitt
6. Sam Alexis Woods (Tiger and Elin Woods)
7. David Banda (Madonna and Guy Ritchie)
8. Dannielynn Birkhead
9. Romeo Beckham
10. Cruz Beckham.

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