Damn that Cash Warren. People reports that Jessica Alba is pregnant. Jessica's rep reports:

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

I didn't authorize this. We'll have to wait and see if she can beat Brook Burke for the hottest pregnant celebrity award. Here's a few pictures from the recent Awake premiere to help drown your sorrows seeing as how it wasn't you that impregnated Jessica and therefore have obviously failed at life - you're dreams crushed - you're girl spoiled - ahh, wait did I say that out loud?

Photo: Wenn