Eonline is reporting that Christina Aguilera is giving birth AT THIS VERY MINUTE. Supposedly, Christina was admitted to Cedars-Sinai and giving birth to the son of Sasquatch. Oh, just kidding. Actually it's yet unconfirmed whether or not she's giving birth, but that Sasquatch part is scientifically verified by a panel of leading experts.

Update: After a zillion reports on Saturday morning that Christina was in labor next to Nicole Richie - and statements by her reps that she wasn't - it turned out she was. Max Liron Bratman was born on Saturday night at about 10 o'clock via C-Section. (Liron? What the hell is that?)

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