Paris Hilton was spotted yesterday shopping with new boyfriend Benji Madden. Benji is of course brother of Joel Madden, who is married to Nicole Richie. Paris dating Nicole's brother-in-law has kind of a backwoods inbred feel to it. Look at Benji tote those bags too. That's beautiful new love folks. So new the post-urination discomfort of dating Paris hasn't even begun to set in.