Ashton Kutcher would like you to believe Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez are an item. As part of the his Pop Fiction reality show he set up Mario and Eva with a nice dinner and fake Cartier necklace to help rock the paparazzi world and make fun of the unwashed masses for supposedly believing this crap. Don't waste E!'s money - we don't. Hell, I don't think people believe half of the 'real' news they hear. You really think they're wetting themselves over a dinner and a necklace?

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