Paris Hilton was in Turkey yesterday to judge a beauty contest. Having Paris help crown Miss Turkey sounds all well and good until she got up and stage and tried to bust some indigenous dance moves. It was more watching like a rubber broom stick with a wig then actual belly dancing. But how can you blame her, after all her dance experience pretty much consists of rubbing against horny guys already on the penicillin starter course. Watch Paris try and belly dance after the jump.