I've never even heard of this before, but apparently there is a stage show called Pieces of Ass. And Tammy Vallejos is - a piece of ass. Shanna Moakler took the stage yesterday as the guest 'centerpiece' (of ass, have I said that already?) for a performance at the Key Club. The show is said to explore 'what defines an attractive women' and is made up of relatively hot models and 'actresses'. I'm just glad they were able to find a nice subtle title for it, something that let's on what it might be about without just banging you over the head with it. Smooth.