Yahoo's OMG poll today asked readers if they liked, and would wear, Heidi Montag's new clothing line. Seventy-three percent responded no. Watch Heidi on Regis and Kelly today and you'll understand why. I don't place much faith in the unwashed masses, but if almost 75% say they don't want to be like this then perhaps my faith is restored. On the other hand The Hills is number one on MTV, so I guess we're all fucked in the end.