That's the face of one happy guy. It's been confirmed that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey got married. While early reports said that there was no prenup (which promoted this post in the first place), I now read on the Post that Mariah and Nick git "a quickie pre-nup". WTF does that mean? For Nick's sake I hope it meant that it came with a cheeseburger and fries and was written by a high school kid at a drive through window who calls himself 'The Judge'. If you're up for a ride on the Mimi crazy train you'd better have a good exit plan. Listening to Flipper while drinking Cristal out a slipper is going to get old at some point.

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