The Sun reports that Christina Aguilera has said she plans on having more kids with Jordan "The Troll" Bratman. Which pretty much mean's Christina's popular engorged state is here to stay. Though I'd contest that upon close examination things may be starting to go arwy. So in the interest of public safety, medical research (and our own enjoyment) we're feverishly working on the Aguilera Breast Reconnaissance System to keep hourly tabs on Christina's girls. Donations now being excepted.

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