I can think of only two things that would convince me to watch Larry King - Christina Aguilera's breasts. You can tell from this clip he's never heard Christina sing before. Ever. I think the mere fact that Larry didn't cause the desk to levitate while starring directly at her chest is definitive proof he's actually no longer alive. You can just see some poor assistant propping up his body and pulling the string in his back before every show. To make up for the crypt keeper here's a few breast-filled Christina headlights, ah, I mean highlights. Yeah, that's it.